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this was all I had to read to make me laugh
Originally Posted by Death49
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And now that people understand the damage smoking can cause its not something I believe should be promoted even in porn
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because its utterly ridiculous....smoking being "promoted" in porn....smh...
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07-24-2010, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by BiVakaFunkdoc
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because its utterly ridiculous....smoking being "promoted" in porn....smh...
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It would be promoting it if every DWP scene showed the girls smoking, which is what this guy is asking for. Not promoting it as in turning it into an advert but there are many ways to promote things.
And if you laughed at that then you must be the type of person who still laughs at Jackass or Tom Green.
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07-24-2010, 12:06 PM
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Perhaps if he wants more reality in Day With a Pornstar, then how about half the girls turning down the guys they are supposed to be fucking or not wearing all the makeup the girls wear in a scene?
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07-24-2010, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by semester
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Yea there's a big difference there buddy. Not willing to date girls with small tits is pure stupidity. But there's a lot of guys out there, myself included, who wouldn't want to make out with a girl who just smoked a cigarette.
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Its the same thing... in that theyre both retarded.
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07-24-2010, 03:30 PM
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Not really the same seeing as the smoking would actually make kissing her less pleasant.
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07-24-2010, 03:49 PM
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Its the same thing in the sense that youre both not dating somebody over something stupid. And because theyre both lying to themselves.
Believe me, they meet some hot chick with small tits or a smoker, and theyre both jizzing in their pants.
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07-24-2010, 06:08 PM
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Don't really have anything to add to the smoking debate, apart from i don't really like smoking, but don't really care if it appears in scenes.
However, i would take issue with Death putting Tom Green and Jackass in the same category of comedy. Certainly when i used to watch Tom Green it was his bizareness that made him funny, his off-the-wall style of humour, where u couldn't predict what he would do, and had no idea why he was doing something.
By contrast Jackass was basically just people injuring themselves in various different ways. Maybe Tom Green has changed since i used to watch him, but certainly the older Tom Green stuff was totally incomparable to something like Jackass.
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07-24-2010, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Hawk
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Its the same thing in the sense that youre both not dating somebody over something stupid. And because theyre both lying to themselves.
Believe me, they meet some hot chick with small tits or a smoker, and theyre both jizzing in their pants.
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Maybe but the point I was trying to make was an ideal girlfriend for me would be someone who doesn't smoke. There's nothing wrong with that. When I say "I would never date a smoker" I don't mean it literally..
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07-25-2010, 07:00 PM
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Nah not me......Lisa Ann can start kissing me, and if I tasted her mouth after cigarettes....my dick would fall.
Even worst.....alcohol and cigarettes do not mix well.
Nothing against smokers.......smoke all you want, just don't get mad if I don't want to kiss.
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07-26-2010, 03:25 AM
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I agree with you bama. I used to date a model and she was uberhot but was a chain smoker and drank beer by the case. I'd fuck her silly but never kiss her. I'd spit in her mouth on occasion but never lip to lip. I had to break it off though because the bitch was crazy. She went through lithium like candy. Too bad though, she even took it in the ass and loved it rough. She had an accident once that made it so her face wouldnt bruise anymore so she had me slap her as hard as i could. I put the bitch to the test too and never a bruise. If she didnt smoke I might have overlooked the craziness 
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07-26-2010, 01:17 PM
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^^^WTF..was she wolverine's sister with the whole "face self healing thing"..anyways....hey at least you got to nail it while ya could
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07-26-2010, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Death49
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And if you laughed at that then you must be the type of person who still laughs at Jackass or Tom Green.
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Smoke something besides cigarettes and see if you still think that Jackass and Tom Green aren't funny then...
Originally Posted by SuperSinister
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I used to date a model and she was uberhot but was a chain smoker and drank beer by the case. I'd fuck her silly but never kiss her. I'd spit in her mouth on occasion but never lip to lip. I had to break it off though because the bitch was crazy. She went through lithium like candy. Too bad though, she even took it in the ass and loved it rough. She had an accident once that made it so her face wouldn't bruise anymore so she had me slap her as hard as i could. I put the bitch to the test too and never a bruise. If she didn't smoke I might have overlooked the craziness
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I wouldn't believe this except its one of the craziest fucking things I've ever read so it has to be true doesn't it? And why didn't you just slap the shit out of her till she decided to give up smoking? What was the "accident"? Did she accidentally fall into some toxic waste or accidentally get exposed to cosmic rays? Why was it just her face that wouldn't bruise? So many questions!!!
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07-28-2010, 06:00 AM
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I think it was a car accident or something. I never saw any scars or anything so I don't know. I know it was a bad thing sometimes since her ex beat the shit out of her one night but since there were no bruises there was no proof. I tried to get her to quit but she wouldn't. She has a twin (not identical) but still just as fucked in the head so it must be something genetic. Plus she wasn't the brightest either. Always felt like I was talking to a child. She taught kindergarten on occasion which makes me feel bad for the youth of America. I seem to date a lot of teachers and it scares me how little they know. One of them was Mexican and she didn't know where Texas was??? WTF????
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07-28-2010, 06:08 AM
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There was also an uberhottie in Germany I fucked a few times and she (most Germans really) smoked like a chimmney. What made it worse was she didnt drink much either so she was nice and thin with no water weight and a rocking 6-pack but kissing her literally felt like she was draining the life out of me. It saddened me too because she was sooooooo hot. Picture Morgan Layne with no tattoos and real tits of the same size and an even tighter stomach. The funniest part was the first time I fucked her (which was actually her first time period) was in my buddy's car in front of her house at 3 AM near an autobahn entrance. I almost threw my back out trying to eat her out but it was worth it and her pussy was sooooo tight and nice. Pulled out and came on her belly and used my buddys t-shirt he had lying in the back seat to clean up. She also bled some on the seat (I saw that and asked her and thats how I found out it was her first time) and used the shirt to try and clean that up too but didnt work so well. He was pissed at first when he saw the stain on his seat and that I used his shirt but he said considering how hot she was he couldn't blame me 
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07-30-2010, 05:48 AM
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jesus christ your stories are so rediculous... but again, i believe it.
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07-30-2010, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by VOLatile2
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jesus christ your stories are so rediculous... but again, i believe it.
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I've led a pretty exciting and adventurous life my friend. There are days I look back and I still cant believe I'm alive. If you think my sex stories are something you should hear some about me driving. I've done some shit with a car I didn't even think was possible and rarely even chip the paint. Maybe I should come up with a thread for some of my greater escapades. I've fucked a lot of crazy bitches in a lot of crazy places and ways. Just the other day this hot little 20 year old I fuck gave me a blowjob in front of Ihops front door while in my car. Luckily it was the one time no one came in and out of there for 10 min straight.
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07-30-2010, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperSinister
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Just the other day this hot little 20 year old I fuck gave me a blowjob in front of Ihops front door while in my car. Luckily it was the one time no one came in and out of there for 10 min straight.
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Well you're slowing down now cause I can beat that. The other night my girlfriend gave me one while we were waiting at the quick pick up of Applebees and had my cum in her mouth when the girl brought our food out and I put my hat over my still exposed dick when she was walking toward the car.
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07-30-2010, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by VOLatile2
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Well you're slowing down now cause I can beat that. The other night my girlfriend gave me one while we were waiting at the quick pick up of Applebees and had my cum in her mouth when the girl brought our food out and I put my hat over my still exposed dick when she was walking toward the car.
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Some random girl gave me head in my car when the club gave me head while I was talking on the phone. Some dudes came by and saw it.....ran over to their boys then came back and said "Nah man we ain't gonna hate on you." And left
After that I took her back to her place and railed the shit out of her. Fucking screamer though......And I got to nut on her face.
Damn haters.
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07-30-2010, 08:07 PM
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Death49: So you're not 49, but probably much younger and thus, have been "brain-washed" even more completely by the anti-smokeites, seeking with their "jack boots" to stomp out every cigarette in America, and all over the world for that matter.
I, however, as I tried to explain, was "brain-washed" in the other direction, and not by a concentrated barrage of societal pressure, but by constantly seeing gorgeous women, with dazzling smiles and sparkling white teeth, lighting up cigarettes in television commercials,and portraying certain "naughty" character roles, or to emphasize stressfull situations, in more films than I could ever begin to recall.
I joined ZZ actually expecting to see a great many videos containing scenes of women smoking, BECAUSE of the promo preview featuring Shyla Stylez lighting up and relaxing with several cigarettes in the "A Nightcap With Shyla," vignette, on "Day With A Pornstar"-- my favorite ZZ site-, btw, because I like the concept of getting "up close and personal" with one of my "wet dream" fantasies, such as Shyla, and seeing her/them, go about their daily routines, and, of course, lighting up and smoking several cigarettes along the way.
Now, however, since being a member of ZZ for a couple of weeks, I have found only TWO damn videos with women smoking, and ALL I was hoping to do by posting my request was to get ZZ directors to implement more female cigarette smoking scenes in their vignettes, so as to enhance that "bad girl" imagery of certain character roles, and thus, making them appear more true-to-life, the way Hollywood directors have done for decades.
Instead, I am confronted with a plethera of indignant protests, as if seeing a sexy porn star smoking a cigarette (in the way at least 80% of the female porn stars do in their personal life) will somehow permeate stale cigarette smoke into the viewer's body, home and personal effectcts forever.
The HELL of it is, and despite the constant salvos of negativism to my requests, I KNOW there are a GREAT many men who feel the way I do and WANT to see sexy porn stars "lighting up" in ZZ vignettes, and , of course, frequently in their major films as well--Just a few minutes of Googling "smoking fetish" and "smoking glamour," will easily prove this fact, but posters here would prefer to believe (in complete ignorance, btw) that my request of ZZ vignette directors is "off the wall" and completely out of the main-stream of scene suggestions--SO, I'll say it again, you can write what you want, but I assure you, (and especially any ZZ Directors reading this) for every "anti," theres a "WANTY!"
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07-30-2010, 08:29 PM
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I don't care what they do in their personal life.......on scene......I wanna see women getting railed and facialized
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